Being Gay is Disgusting ; Or, God Likes the Smell of Burning Fat

Being Gay is Disgusting ; Or, God Likes the Smell of Burning Fat
Author: Edward Falzon
Publisher:
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2010
Genre: Bibles
ISBN: 9789993115014

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This ironically titled book is an accurate-but-irreverent retelling of the Bible, from Creation through to the death of Moses, some 2,700 years. Its purpose is to make the Bible more readable and more entertaining to those who might not otherwise bother to read it. BLURB --------------------------- And God said to Moses, "Make a totally non-gay-looking apron for the high priest. I'm thinking gold weave, I'm thinking fine linen of rainbow-like colours, and give it a matching rainbow-like waistband with equal amounts of non-gay bling. "Speaking of bling, I want huge Onyx stones set in pure-gold filigree settings on the shoulder straps! Engrave the names of the sons of your great-great-great-granddaddy Israel on them. Then string gold chains between the two filigree settings! Lovely." - Exod 28:6-14 What do you think of the Bible? Literal truth? Total rubbish? Have you read it? No? So how can you have any opinion about a book that you haven't read? There's nothing wrong with having faith; but must people insist on blind faith? From Genesis to Deuteronomy, Being Gay is Disgusting captures the essence of the Bible in the most modern and inappropriate way possible. Creation, the Flood, Joseph's cool dreams, escape from Egypt and the long and surprisingly GRUESOME story of Moses. And won't it be nice to be able to have a semi-intelligent discussion about the Old Testament with your God-fearing friends! ---------------------------


Being Gay is Disgusting ; Or, God Likes the Smell of Burning Fat
Language: en
Pages: 256
Authors: Edward Falzon
Categories: Bibles
Type: BOOK - Published: 2010 - Publisher:

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