Billy Bob Eats Texas

Billy Bob is a happy-go-lucky roach who believes that we all should honor the dreams of our heart. His passionate goal was to somehow get to Texas and become a real Texas cowboy.After achieving that goal, Billy Bob treated himself to a little road trip, around the state, visiting the kitchens of many good Texas cooks. He would sample teensy bites of yummy Texas foods scraps, cleaned off the dinner dishes and put into the garbage. It was there that Billy Bob tasted some of the best eats ever!While most roaches are not loveable creatures, Billy Bob has such a charm about him that his persuasive powers were able to overcome the cooks' initial rejection of him once they discovered him in their kitchens. Don't ask how, as no one really knows, but somehow, some way, Billy Bob was able to get the cooks to share their recipes. Then Billy Bob could fulfill his next big dream which was to publish a recipe book of easy eats that even a roach could cook up. As long as it was fast and fun, easy, cheesy and greasy, Billy Bob was down with it. Billy Bob understands that humans may be hesitant to accept that a cockroach can be a food connoisseur. Most prefer to believe that cockroaches will eat whatever they can find; that is simply untrue. Some roaches are picky and hold out for only the best stuff. Billy Bob has staked his reputation on giving you his very best finds. Not only will you enjoy the simplicity of the recipes, but he believes that something almost magical will happen for you as you chow down on each mouthful of yummy goodness. True, or not...he thinks that every morsel of Texas foods bring out one's bravado, provide extra self-confidence, make us smarter, and even make us more beautiful and handsome, and more! Whoa! Well, some may think he exaggerates, and it's true he could be a bit of a Texas braggart. But no matter what, these eats sure do taste good. Isn't it time to Texan-ize your cookin', and get more easy, cheesy, greasy, fast and fun food into your life?