Fifty Shades of Chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken
Author: F.L. Fowler
Publisher: Clarkson Potter
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2012-11-13
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 0385345224

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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.


Fifty Shades of Chicken
Language: en
Pages: 162
Authors: F.L. Fowler
Categories: Cooking
Type: BOOK - Published: 2012-11-13 - Publisher: Clarkson Potter

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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell
Fifty Shades of Chicken
Language: en
Pages: 162
Authors: F.L. Fowler
Categories: Cooking
Type: BOOK - Published: 2012-11-13 - Publisher: Clarkson Potter

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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell
Fifty Shades of Bacon
Language: en
Pages: 0
Authors: Benjamin Myhre
Categories: Cooking (Bacon)
Type: BOOK - Published: 2012-08 - Publisher: CreateSpace

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A tongue in cheek delivery of some great bacon recipes. Everything from basic bacon bits to bacon ice cream to bacon au gratin and alfredo.
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Language: en
Pages: 258
Authors: Tyler Florence
Categories: Cooking
Type: BOOK - Published: 2012 - Publisher: Clarkson Potter

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Fifty Shades of Gravy A Christian gets Saucy!
Language: en
Pages: 150
Authors: Hallee Bridgeman
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2013-02-07 - Publisher: House of Bread Books™

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