The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook

For every would-be pirate who's wished to cast off the shackles of landlubber society, here is the official guide to taking up seagoing roguishness the right way--er, that is, the right wrong way--well, let's just say Jack's way. The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook gives you an insider's perspective on all the dirty tricks of the buccaneer's trade, helpfully arrrrrrrrrticulating such vital nautical information as: * How to Bury Treasure * How to Break a Curse * How to Fight a Tavern Full of Angry Men * How to Stay Alive When Your Ship Sinks * How to Cope with Mermaids . . . and dozens more crucial skills you'll want to master before hitting the high seas.