The Compleat Waterfouwler

From the moral base camp of the Valhalla Lounge, deep inside Buck Peterson's Duck Lodge and Advanced Plucking Center, Buck provides meaningful answers on how to call ducks (based on the latest research on how drakes and hens communicate); how to identify game species such as the rare Johnathan Divingsom Seaduck and the Fly Blue-Wing Devils; how to measure trophy ducks using official Boom and Crockpot Club standards; how ducks interpret near-death experiences (NDE); and much more. At great risk, Buck exposes the dog lovers' conspiracy to dominate the retriever world and explains the advantages of owning a duck-retrieving pig. A gourmet chef and an all-around sportsman, Buck also shares his recipes for duck spare parts. THE COMPLEAT WATERFO(U)WLER is the perfect gift for any hunter frustrated with his bird dog or ready for a good laugh.