The Experts Guide To Surviving Your Marriage

This guide can help you negotiate the marriage minefield and maintain your sanity until you can get safely divorced! Includes important facts you need to know about married life: The Myth of Post-Marital Sex -- Why there is no sex after marriage; How to Sneak Out of the House at Night so you can finally have sex like you did when single; Bachelor Pads/Business Trips -- Making time for monkey business; Using your Married State as a Girl Magnet -- Plus how to use dogs and children to attract women; How to Cheat on your Wife using an Assumed Name; Wife Swapping and Sleeping with your Wife's Friends -- The do's and don'ts; Trading Up -- Upgrading to a younger, prettier, wife; Effective Use of Personal Ads -- One night stands through the newspapers; Divorce: The Most Effective Cure for ImpotenceYour sex drive will return. All the key techniques to survive your marriage are here explained in this essential book.